Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP??
Do Lipton Tea employees take “coffee breaks”?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice : When you put the two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells “THEIRS”?